Q: How do you get a Redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something
Q: If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
A: If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
Q: What does a Redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Q: How do you know when your Redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q: How do you know when a Redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a Redhead?
A: She unties you.
Only two things are necessary to keep a Redhead happy:
One is to let her think she is having her own way,and the other is to let her have it.
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